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*Enter Friends*
“Hey, I’m starving. I could eat like 4 pieces of pizza right now, wanna go splitsies on pepperoni pie?”
“Would LOVE pizza right now, but Im on a diet and trying to lose 5 more lbs before my wedding. Let’s go Jared’s Juice and get some Kale shots!”
“Uhh, no thanks, I’m not into that - and frankly that’s really gross. I think I’m going to go home, I lost my appetite.”
“Okay, all good. Want to hangout tomorrow?”
“Not really...I need some space. Let’s just not talk for a month or two.”
“What do you mean Gary, we’ve been friends for 15 years. You’re the ring bearer in my wedding!”
“Yeah. I don’t know if this is working. Enjoy your kale shots Louis.”
*Friendship Over*
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HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!
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Why do diets have to be so gross? So uncool? So scary? So...not fun?!
It’s a pain to constantly find new friends...there comes a point you wonder if all this tofu is worth the wasted years of friendship.
Don’t you wish you could just go out and eat whatever you’d like? Enjoy a nice quarter pounder right before you hit the Tiki Bar for some Strawberry Daiquiris and dance floor groovin?
Well it’s about time to Boom Boom Shake Shake Now Drop those pounds right off at daycare, get in your car, take the backroads, hop on 78 West, then go two towns over from Morristown to Fun-tasty-diet-ville for good!
Introducing the Boomin’ Onion Diet, a John and Jon LLC company.
How did this come to be?
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A lot of people enjoy eating at the popular chain steakhouse, Outbaq. My dad often tells me if cool and classy had a baby, it'd be Outbaq.
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That combo sounded fun to us - so why not the inspiration for a fun diet.
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How does it work?
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Our Chefs are mainly ex-Outbaq Chefs - who all voted in the interview that their favorite dish to cook was the Boomin' Onion and made sure they had the recipe down to a tee...bone.
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We asked, "Can we make this into a diet?"
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They said, "Yes."
So we present to you - the 5 Easy Steps to get started:
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Decide you're ready for a FUN diet
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Take a quiz and learn your customized plan that one of our Amateur Kitchen Experts created just for YOU.
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Give us money.
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Each week you'll receive fresh meals based off of YOUR plan.
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Woah, look at those lbs go!
Its that simple!
No matter your size, goal, exercise amount or side cheat diet - it works. No matter what. Or your money back guaranteed.*
The question is, do you want to get boo’d or do you want to get Boom’d?!
YOU MAY HAVE SEEN OUR AD ON TV!
IT REALLY WORKS!
See for Yourself
Can I just say - WOW!
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They asked me to say more. I myself have been a longtime Boomie - what us Boomin' Onion Diet fans call ourselves - for the last 6 months and it's great. I've been following them on social media and subscribing to their newsletters, SO MOTIVATING! It took me 5 months and 2 weeks of those 6 months to start the diet.
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The "Before" was on Day 1, a light was out in the foyer where I took it. The "After" was once my first meal arrived (Day 166) - the BO was a bit greasy so I rolled up my sleeves.
Quinn D. from Texas
BOOMIN' ONION QUIZ
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OUR TEAM
The Passion Behind the Business
JOHN
Co-Founder & Dietician
JON
Co-Founder & Warehouse Shipping
REESE PERRIMAN
Amateur Kitchen Expert
YOU ASKED, WE ANSWERED
BOD FAQ
WHERE CAN I FIND THE NUTRITION FACTS?
That's the kind of mindset you have to free yourself of!
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The less counting of "calories", "fat", "sodium", and "carbs", the less you put on. It's scientifically proven.
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Why count when it's easier not to? Just forgetta bout it!
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SEE RESULTS?
If you're talking mentally, then right away! All of our customers are very happy and their marginal utility skyrockets from the second their credit card notification pops up on their phone.
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If you're talking physically, 3. Maybe 4.
WHAT IF I AM NOT SATISFIED WITH MY RESULTS?
Please don't give us a poor review, please. We work very hard here, we're really trying.
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We can't give you a second Consultation, we only give you (1) Consultation, and no refunds. How's an upgrade in size sound along with 2 weeks of FREE SODA?
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But seriously, please don't give a bad review. Please.
DO YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER REFERRAL PROGRAM?
Thanks for asking - we do!
Provide the code BOOMBOOMPOW247 to your friends/family/colleagues.
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They receive $10 off their first order and you receive $10 off your 10th order.