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3rd place swim team ribbon for the butterfly. A half-sanded woodcraft from shop class made to say “JOHN”. B-League “Best Dribbler” Basketball trophy. Picture of the 5th Grade Continental Math League winners - framed. Varsity lacrosse “Hilltopper Award” plaque for trying really hard only to play in the last 5 minutes up by 10 and can’t score, but being a good sport about it. A dead fish on a board.
This is your mantle.
Yes, I’m in your house - but not in a creepy way. You invited me here.
And I'm hiding behind the potted ficus in the corner. Because I like the angle from over here.
Your glorious feats have earned you moments of stardom. Yet, there’s something missing. Although all demonstrating your contesting toughness, what about your life toughness?
Your physical endurance that you have pushed through. When you’ve been torn, burned, scathed, and scratched. PLEASE do not bring up casts - those are moments of weakness, you broke. You weak weak person.
It's about those moments you were hurt, slapped clogage on that bad boy, and went on with your way. Those are moments that we let fleet too quickly while we should be putting them on display for your nosy guests to admire, and for you to brag about to the world.
Introducing Trophy Bandage, a John & Jon LLC company.
Trophy Bandage is the bandage that you put on display.
Papercut? TROPHY BANDAGE. Bee sting? TROPHY BANDAGE. Exactoknife slip up in art class? TROPHY BANDAGE.
With a ribbon (length self-determined) that hangs off, all your friends and colleagues can sign it. And when you’re 100%, it goes on display! As if it’s the little guy on top of a trophy! With a base! On your mantle!
Slap it. Heal it. Show it off. Trophy Bandage.
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PURCHASE A TROPHY BANDAGE?
Slow down there!
Know exactly what you're getting yourself into, find out below
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CURIOUS HOW IT WORKS?
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1. YOU GET HURT, BUT BRUSH IT OFF BECAUSE YOU'REÂ TOUGH
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2. GRAB A "TROPHY BANDAGE" BANDAGE AND PUT IT OVER YOUR INJURY
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3. HAVE PEOPLE SIGN IT!
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4. ONCE HEALED, PUT:
- BANDAGE ON THE TOP OF THE TROPHY,
- RIBBON AROUND
- LABEL ON BOTTOM SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHICH INJURY THIS IS FROM
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EXPERIENCE PRESERVED!
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*And Classmate Approved*
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"Carl had to sit out of gym class with a cast because he "broke his arm". I ran into a tree a week prior while snowboarding but used a trophy bandage.
Little did we know the Presidential Fitness Test was this week and Carl had to watch while I beat his pull up record.
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Trophy Bandage allowed me to brush it off and prove I didn't break - with the some extra gym class cred!
37. Beat that Carl."
- Jay Thompson
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INJURIES THAT TROPHY BANDAGE IS PERFECT FOR
STEPPING ON A LEGO
BEE STING
PAPERCUT
SEEKING ATTENTION
CRACKED NAIL
SHAVING ACCIDENT
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NOW YOU CAN BUY
SELECT SIZES FOR ( 1 ) BANDAGE & ( 1 ) TROPHY
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Mon - Fri: 9am - 6pm
Sat: 10am - 2pm
Sun: Closed
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